When people ask me “Why are you so quiet?”

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Reblog if you open Tumblr by pressing “t” and “enter”.

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When you poke someone and they think it was somebody else.

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“Don’t you get tired of listening to the same song over and over again?”

Don’t you get tired of BREATHING over and over again?

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People who can’t take jokes


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The moment when you hear a song and every single word perfectly describes your situation.

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When the person nobody likes shows up anyway

 

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When you drink water and there’s a little black dirt. Your not gonna get it out, Your just gonna drink the water and follow the little dirt so you wont drink it

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What is the universal language of tumblr?

It’s not English but SARCASM.

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When someone you hate falls

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When your crush says your best friend is hot…

LMFAO I DIED

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When the loudest person in the class tells someone to shut up

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That awkward moment when you’re kicking ass at Mario Kart, then realizing you’ve been watching the wrong screen.

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When people tell me I should stop being mean.

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Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?

( ) Because we have no social life.

( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.

(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.

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